Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue, If there are no bedding bugs. Why hurry to get up
Never plan how to spend your money. Whatever you get money, start spending, it right away and when it’s finished, you try to count and recall how you spend it.
Don’t think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little?
Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.
Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the “uneducated.” How can you a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing, or home based production? That’s for people who never went to school!
Don’t think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital, how do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than of the businesses in your town was started with little capital; you as a smart person can only start with millions.
Complain about everything expect your own attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend your money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.
Complete in dressing. Make sure you’re wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trends fashion every day. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.
Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary.
Give your children everything they ask for since you’re such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can’t help you at a old age.
Devote your time, energy and resources to watching football. Keep up with all matches, fixtures, and transfers. Ensure you adequately argue your points among friends for hours after each game. After all, one day Messi and Ronald will remember you and send you some percentage of their income.
Stay on Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and Instagram all day to post, comment or watch videos. Engage in discussions that add no value to your life just to be seen that you are current and up-to-date.
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